Here is another great little comic that gave me a good laugh. I also covered another one awhile ago from Bizarro.com.
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I came across this little cartoon and had a good laugh. I thought I’d share.
Finally, a break through!
Growing up I was always a big fan of George Carlin. I have a lot of his favorite routines partially memorized because of the countless times I played this albums over and over. In the last several years, I haven’t been as impressed with him because of the needless swearing. Now, I don’t want to give the impression that swearing bugs me or that I hold some moral objection to it but when used too much and too often on a TV show or in a movie (or in this case, a comedy routine) it really becomes a distraction.
Anyway, I recently came across this video of George Carlin that was edited to give some visual aids to what he was saying. I thought I’d share the sad truth with you.
“Because the owners know the truth. It’s called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
I haven’t posted for awhile, so I thought I’d share this. Is this a glimpse of the baby boomers 10 years from now?
I know this article isn’t real, though it initially fooled me until I read more into the actual site. But it is very clever knock and how strict school districts have become and is good for a quick laugh.
WATERBURY, CT - A fourth grade Oakville student has been expelled from a Waterbury school for bringing a toy gnu onto the property. The action falls under the school district’s ‘zero tolerance’ policy, according to administrators. Officials believe the student, who is dyslexic, tried to intentionally break the policy.
“We’re convinced he intended to bring a toy gun.” said Meredith Simmons, Principal of Waterbury Elementary. “His reading disability may have confused him about what is prohibited in the policy, but we can’t take any chances. That’s why it’s called zero tolerance.”
The expulsion received full approval from the superintendent’s office. “We support Principal Simmons’ decision.” said Milton Decker, Assistant Superintendent. “The toy gnu may seem harmless, but we can’t ignore the underlying intent. I seriously doubt any of our students even know what a gnu is.”
The student, who requested to remain anonymous, will be eligible for admission next year following a psychological evaluation and sensitivity training. The toy gnu was confiscated and destroyed by janitorial personnel.
I know this list isn’t new, but I’ve come across it a few times and took the time to read it again because I still laugh at how accurate, after a few years out of college, they really have become.
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
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